A Man of Mischief

[abundantjoy07, RN]

15 things a man can do at wal*mart while his wife is taking her d*amned sweet time

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[color=#333333]the lighter side: a man of mischief

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1. get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
   
   
2. set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
   
   
3. make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
   
   
4. walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'code 3 in housewares' and see what happens.
   
   
5. go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of m&m's on lay-away.
   
   
6. move a 'caution -- wet floor' sign to a carpeted area.
   
   
7. set up a tent in the camping department -- and tell other shoppers you're sleeping over. invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
   
8. when a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "why can't you people just leave me alone?"
   
   
9. look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
   
   
10. while handling guns in hunting ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
    
    
11. dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from "mission impossible."
    
    
12. in the auto department, practice your "madonna look" using different sized funnels.
    
    
13. hide in a clothing rack ... and when people browse through, say, "pick me! pick me!"
    
    
14. when an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "no!... it's those voices again!"
    
    
15. and last, but not least:
    go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while ... then yell loudly, "there's no toilet paper in here!"
    

[Rose B]

:rotfl: FUNNY, VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ted]

:rotfl:

Yes! Very Funny!

[Compton]

Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while ... then yell loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"

^^^Heheh....great ending. :)

[Compton]

Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while ... then yell loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"

^^^Heheh....great ending. :)

[xmaxiex]

I think I shall sue for pulling muscles due to overlaughing! Oh wait I am a nurse I can't afford a lawyer! LOL :rotfl:

[xmaxiex]

I think I shall sue for pulling muscles due to overlaughing! Oh wait I am a nurse I can't afford a lawyer! LOL :rotfl:

[Nursemelo]

lol I used to work at Wal-Mart before nursing school and people have actually peed in our fitting rooms. One couple also managed to have sex in there. "i need my husband to come in and tell me which bikini he likes best", they won't fall for that one again.

[DutchgirlRN, ASN, RN]

I like the one about setting all the alarm clocks. I think I might go for that myself on my next trip to Wally World. Good idea! I also like passing out the condoms but don't think I'm brave enough for that one. Thanks.