Published Nov 26, 2008
CNAfromNC
10 Posts
Working one night (LTCF) and helping one the the res. to the dining room, for snack. We were talking going down the hall way.
This res, I'll call him Sam. So Sam and I were talking about nothing at all really. He's in is 90's, about 5 feet 5 inches (I'm 6 feet tall) with Alzhiemers. He stops looks up at me, tells me what a good looking gal I am (he's a flirt), I tell him thank you. We take a few more steps and he stops again and asked me to marry him.lol
Me: sure, why not?
Sam: Are you rich?
Me: No Sam, you know where I work at. But marriage isn't about money it's about love.
Sam: You got lots of love?
Me: Yes Sam, I've got lots of love to give. (As I point to me heart.)
Sam: You got lots of love, huh? Lots of love there? (he points to my crotch area)
Me: (Turning red) Sam, you know love dosn't me lots of sex!
Sam: I don't need you then, I need a hooker.
Liddle Noodnik
3,789 Posts
Working one night (LTCF) and helping one the the res. to the dining room, for snack. We were talking going down the hall way. This res, I'll call him Sam. So Sam and I were talking about nothing at all really. He's in is 90's, about 5 feet 5 inches (I'm 6 feet tall) with Alzhiemers. He stops looks up at me, tells me what a good looking gal I am (he's a flirt), I tell him thank you. We take a few more steps and he stops again and asked me to marry him.lolMe: sure, why not?Sam: Are you rich?Me: No Sam, you know where I work at. But marriage isn't about money it's about love.Sam: You got lots of love?Me: Yes Sam, I've got lots of love to give. (As I point to me heart.)Sam: You got lots of love, huh? Lots of love there? (he points to my crotch area)Me: (Turning red) Sam, you know love dosn't me lots of sex! Sam: I don't need you then, I need a hooker.
some of these people just amaze me lol...
Aneroo, LPN
1,518 Posts
Omg! Lol
WantAccel.BSN, BSN, RN
216 Posts
Thanks. That was a good laugh. Guess the driving force of a man doesn't really ever go away!