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A funny story.

CNAfromNC CNAfromNC (New) New

Specializes in Geriatrics.

Working one night (LTCF) and helping one the the res. to the dining room, for snack. We were talking going down the hall way.

This res, I'll call him Sam. So Sam and I were talking about nothing at all really. He's in is 90's, about 5 feet 5 inches (I'm 6 feet tall) with Alzhiemers. He stops looks up at me, tells me what a good looking gal I am (he's a flirt), I tell him thank you. We take a few more steps and he stops again and asked me to marry him.lol

Me: sure, why not?

Sam: Are you rich?:twocents:

Me: No Sam, you know where I work at. But marriage isn't about money it's about love.

Sam: You got lots of love?

Me: Yes Sam, I've got lots of love to give. (As I point to me heart.)

Sam: You got lots of love, huh? Lots of love there? (he points to my crotch area)

Me: (Turning red) Sam, you know love dosn't me lots of sex!

Sam: I don't need you then, I need a hooker. :bugeyes:

Liddle Noodnik

Specializes in Alzheimer's, Geriatrics, Chem. Dep..

Working one night (LTCF) and helping one the the res. to the dining room, for snack. We were talking going down the hall way.

This res, I'll call him Sam. So Sam and I were talking about nothing at all really. He's in is 90's, about 5 feet 5 inches (I'm 6 feet tall) with Alzhiemers. He stops looks up at me, tells me what a good looking gal I am (he's a flirt), I tell him thank you. We take a few more steps and he stops again and asked me to marry him.lol

Me: sure, why not?

Sam: Are you rich?:twocents:

Me: No Sam, you know where I work at. But marriage isn't about money it's about love.

Sam: You got lots of love?

Me: Yes Sam, I've got lots of love to give. (As I point to me heart.)

Sam: You got lots of love, huh? Lots of love there? (he points to my crotch area)

Me: (Turning red) Sam, you know love dosn't me lots of sex!

Sam: I don't need you then, I need a hooker. :bugeyes:

some of these people just amaze me lol...

Aneroo, LPN

Specializes in Cath Lab, OR, CPHN/SN, ER.

Omg! Lol

Thanks. That was a good laugh. Guess the driving force of a man doesn't really ever go away! :rolleyes:

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