OB T-shirt slogans?

Hi guys. Since this post hasn't been updated in a good while I was just seeing if anyone has any new ideas for L&D t-shirts. I'd like to come up with one for my unit. Thanks for any ideas in advance.

Not sure if appropriate to wear at work, but I would luv a t-shirt that said "Labor and Deliver is NOT a spectator sport!"

"Meconium Happens" or "Mec Happens"

Sorry but, :b arf02:God no. Babies born at home are just as safe as babies born in a hospital. Pizzas are delivered, babies are born; at hospital OR home.

I have seen "10 cm or bust" but I never really got the expression. I have seen it applied to other things...
My favorite is OB RN - At your cervix.

Birth: The light at the end of the tunnel.

Or

We help people out.
(This one you may have to think about before getting it, so not the best for a T-shirt.)

LoL...I love it!

That's just plain rude in my mind. What if you had a home birth transport? So not okay...

Yup. I'm offended. I had all three of mine at home (dd and twins). I've worked nursery/NICU for the better part of 20 years, caught countless babies, etc., and I wouldn't have a baby in a hospital if you paid me. (unless there was a TRUE medical reason to... and usually there isn't.)

Are we still talking about T-shirt slogans?