You know you're canadian when... - page 6
let's have fun.... ...The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.... :D :roll :D :roll :D... Read More
- 0May 25, '04 by LMPhilbricI was looking at the "We say, they say" again and I thought of something funny. The first time I had to have an exam invigilated down here, the librarians at the local college didn't know what an invigilator was. They had to look up the word in the Oxford English dictionary to find out what they were supposed to do! When they figured it out, they were so thrilled. They like the word "invigilate" better than "proctor". I've written several exams there since and they are always happy to see me so they can "invigilate".
- 0Jun 2, '04 by k-nursingangel:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
I LOVE this thread! I took all the sayings and put them on microsoft word b/c they are so good. I'm a Canadian, and I had to laugh at most of them b/c I could check most of them off! now, whether that's a good thing or a bad thing i've yet to figure out...o.o
ta ta for now!
- 0Jun 2, '04 by pickledpepperRNNever lived in Canada. My Dad was born in Vacouver but was taken to Chicago at age 5. HIS father was a wonderful fun loving grandfather. An intelectual, well read janitor.
Canadians must be accustomed to it because no one has mentioned that Canadians have better posture and grammer than many in the USA.
More of you stand up straight.
I never heard none of you use no double negatives.
- 0Jun 5, '04 by kc ccurnQuote from TraumaNurseYou might be Canadian if...
Canadian Temperature Conversion:
50 F (10 C)
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Canadians plant gardens.
40 F (4.4 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
35 F (1.6 C)
Italian cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.
32 F (0 C)
Distilled water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.
-40 F (-40 C)
Canadians rent videos.
-60 F (-51C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100 F (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull sown their earflaps.
-173 F (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-459.4 F ( -273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500 F ( -295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Leafs win the cup!
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That is so funny. My husband and I just got back from visiting Ucluelet and Vancover- what an absolutely beautiful area ! I have to laugh though because we were so "lost" when it came to the conversions....I didn't think that it was too bad out when the weather guy said it was only going to be 17 degrees. I was a little suprised to see surfers in the water when it was only 10 `C, and you could only see about 20 yards (don't know what that is in meters :chuckle ) because of the fog. They seemed to be having fun though!