You know you're a nurse if... - page 18
by Joe V Admin
You know you're a nurse if... You've been telling stories in a restaurant and had someone at another table throw up. (share and add your own below)... Read More
- 2Dec 1, '12 by Sarigai am forced to carry a travel bag like ariticles bag(test tubes,baison,jug,sponges,towels,soap.dettol....... ) of minimum 5kg weight and my lab cot pockt filld wit pocket articles like 3 color pens 4marking TPR chart,pen torch,steth etc.Then i realizd this is nursing...WEIGHT LIFTING
- 2Dec 6, '12 by teeniebertyou clean a chicken carcass to make soup and it turns into an anatomy refresher..."intercostals, okay, make sure no ribs go in the pot...pelvic bone, wow that's a weird shape...spine, spine, more spine...oh, that's one of those *draws a blank* oh geez, what are those called again?"
Aponeurosis was the word I couldn't remember.
- 0Dec 7, '12 by sharpeimom Guide...when you make a duplicate copy of a recipe (so he won't lose the one in your Great Grandmother's handwriting) for your husband to use and he XXXXXX'X because you've used /c, liters, and other assorted
metric measurements without realizing it.
...when you can't stop what you're doing and yell for your husband to rescue the kitten from your overly
exuberant puppy before he crushes his epaxial muscles and his comment as he rescues the kitten is "Huh?"
- 3Dec 7, '12 by brilloheadQuote from DeLanaHarvickWannabeIf that doesn't do it, then describing the size of the needle they use for paracentesis just might! Hmmmm, I might see if I can bring one of those home sometime....That is one way to deter drinking!