What Would Your T-Shirt Say?

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Seen on a T-shirt at work. "Do you want the DOCTOR in charge, or the NURSE who knows what's going on?"

Mine would read:

"NO WHINING!"

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Mine would say "I think you must be mistaking me for someone who cares"

My second choice is " I worked 40 hrs overtime and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!"

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LOL...

Mine would be directed at our elected officials:

'OPTICRECTUMITIS' POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECT SPREADING IN DC; QUOTES NURSE.

or...'BARIUM ENEMAS' GET CONGRESS OFF THERE ASSES IN NURSING CRISIS

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On the front:

NIL ILLEGITIMO CARBORUNDUM!!

On the back:

DON'T LET THE B***ARDS GRIND YOU DOWN!!

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It's a cartoon shirt with 3 nurses standing behind the nurses station and a doc walking by with a scalpel blade and syringes sticking in his back. Captions reads "Dr. Moe began to realize he had upset the nursing staff."

My other one is from there too. It's a cute cartoon outline face with hands over the ears. "I'm not listening".

Oh, yes and can't forget the one that I got new from there "Genuine Antique Nurse" done on tie dye.

I wear them proudly. You know you're an old nurse when you've got more shirts that are work related than any other kind of clothing.

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Specializes in CV-ICU.

My favorite T shirt was given to me by my hubby when I passed the CCRN exam the first time. It said SUPERNURSE inside the superman emblem ('way back in the 70's). :D

The other work related T shirt I loved had a scene from an O.R. on it with one guy talking over the patient to another: "What do you mean you dropped the heart? The floor's clean, isn't it?" I wore it under my scrub jacket and showed it to our CV surgeons and they loved it too! Never did unbutton that scrub jacket for patients or families to see it though! :D

-Jenny

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I LOVE MY ATTITUDE PROBLEM!!!!!

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to steal a line from a movie.

"You promised to fire me if I was late just one more day!"

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"There is no problem so large it can't be overcome with a suitable application of high explosives."

OK, it wasn't on a t-shirt. An old saying from my military days. But if I can get it to fit...

Kevin

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"urology......can you hold?"

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Specializes in Community Health Nurse.

My tee shirt would read: HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN A NURSE POTTY BEFORE!!! :chuckle

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"MECONIUM HAPPENS"

Heather

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