What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story? - page 195

:D Here is my most gross, yucky, disgusting nursing story! I was working a night shift on a tele floor as a new Nurse. We had this one poor old lady who was confused and was restrained as... Read More

  1. by   hppygr8ful
    I see a fair number of patients crawling with lice and other vermin - I'm itching just thinking about it!

  2. by   FranEMTnurse
    Their names are "Itchy and Scratchy."
  3. by   ILUVERNSG
    This is gross and weird...

    Years ago, I was assigned to a male psyche pt in the locked "quiet room" of our ED.
    I placed him in a yellow paper gown which he then proceeded to tear up and make into some sort of grass skirt looking ensemble.
    Next thing I know, he's knocking on the glass window and grinning like a banshee as he points to his exposed genitals!
    After a while he again taps on the glass and proceeds to casually drink his own urine out of the plastic urinal.
    Incredulous, I asked him, "What the hell are you doing???". His cheerful reply, "I'M RECYCLING!"