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getting older has its drawbacks, but i guess there aren't too many good alternatives to getting older. whenever you see a gathering of seniors, it is an even bet they are talking about everything that is wrong with them

you know, the usual, memory, urinary problems, knees, eyesight, etc., etc.

well, i am a senior and i absolutely refuse to discuss these issues with everyone else. if i have a problem, i find a solution. it is not always the solution that i like, but i handle it the best way i know and i don't discuss it with every person i see on the street that is past 62. no sir....

with this in mind, i bought myself a new scooter. i wanted something that was easy on gas and could zip me to the store and about town. this seems to meet my every need. i love it!

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remember:

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we are more valuable than any of the younger generations:

we have silver in our hair.

we have gold in our teeth.

we have stones in our kidneys.

we have lead in our feet and ....

we are loaded with natural gas.

from one who has tested them all.

franemtnurse aka poopsiebublnose !

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Specializes in Telemetry/Med Surg.

Poopsiebublnose!!! kissykissy.gif How nice to see you posting!!!

Sure have missed you!!!

Scooter sounds great!!! mcsmiley4.gif

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Specializes in Almost everywhere.

That is sooooo cool!!! Good to see you Fran...:icon_hug:

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

huff puff phew! Thank ya Sooz n Bearynice. you have nooooo idea how much I have misses you guys.

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Have you heard of the dead woman they found in the lake? T"he autoopsy showed she was a nurse.

"How did the autopsy showed she was a nurse"

He stomach was empty,her bladder was full, and her ass was half chewed off.

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have you heard of the dead woman they found in the lake? t"he autoopsy showed she was a nurse.

"how did the autopsy showed she was a nurse"

he stomach was empty,her bladder was full, and her ass was half chewed off.

:rotfl: :crying2: :rotfl: i couldn't find one smiley to describe my reaction to this. i screamed, laughed, and cried all at the same time. it is absolutely wrong and funny but true!(your posting, not my reaction):lol2:

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