A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam. The
doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he
would be with him in just a few minutes. When the man sat down and
began observing the tools, he noticed there were 3 items on a stand
next to the doctor's desk.
1. A tube of K-Y jelly 2. A rubber glove 3. A beer
When the doctor finally came in, the man said "Look Doc, I'm a little
confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I
know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?"
At that the doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the
door. The doctor flung the door open and yelled to his nurse........
"Dammit, nurse! I said 'A BUTT LIGHT!'"