The Perks of being over 40! - page 2

~ The Perks of Being Over 40 ~ 1. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. 2. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 3.... Read More

  1. by   JonRN
    You might be over 40 if your back goes out more than you do.
  2. by   RNConnieF
    .... If you call your 30 something younger sibs kids.
  3. by   Alley Cat
    ...if your favorite TV shows when you were a kid were Leave It to Beaver, Lassie, or Gentle Ben!

    ...if the cartoons you watched when you were little were Woody Woodpecker and Popeye the Sailorman!


    (Some of you may have better ones than this, these are just the ones I remember!)
  4. by   klhs
    Glad to see I have still have some things to look forward to in life other than just death and taxes... lmao!
  5. by   tattooednursie
    You know your 40 if your toilet gets clogged with depends or metimucil . . . or depends AND metimucil hahahaha. or an enema.
  6. by   l.rae
    l can't think of anything witty to say...but l am over 40 and my back hurts....chiropractor becoming my best friend!.......LR
  7. by   Audreyfay
    You're over 40 if you can't remember what color your hair is.

    You're over 40 if you pluck more hair out of your chin than you shave on your legs.

    You're over 40 if you now consider 75 as being pretty young. Funny how it looks younger and younger, the older I get.
  8. by   Audreyfay
    You're over 40 if you need a week pill sorter/container to portion out your daily pills.
  9. by   Vsummer1
    I had read this before, but the age was 60 not 40! Who lowered it? I definetely think it was at least 60... couldn't be just 40 could it????? Please tell me no
  10. by   JonRN
    When you remember your kids watching Gilligan's Island.......now that I think about it, my son is over 40. Oh my.

    Pappy
  11. by   cmggriff
    Pappy, you make me feel young.:chuckle Gary

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