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Apr 20, 2004 10:08 PM

The Obituary

by Franemtnurse Platinum Member

When the husband finally died his wife put the usualdeath notice
in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the
papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea."
Replied the widow, "I nursed him night and day so of course I know
he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better for posterity
to remember him as a great lover rather than the big **** he always was."

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No. 1
from ?burntout
Old Apr 20, 2004, 10:14 PM

OMG!! ROFLOL

Fran, where do you find these?????!!!!
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No. 2
from Rep
Old Apr 21, 2004, 08:12 AM

Very funny indeed!
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No. 3
from unknown99
Old Apr 21, 2004, 01:16 PM

HILARIOUS!!!
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No. 4
from Franemtnurse
Old Apr 21, 2004, 06:35 PM

Oh, here and there and everywhere. I love your new avitar. It's reall cute.
Originally Posted by ?burntout
OMG!! ROFLOL

Fran, where do you find these?????!!!!
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No. 5
from jnette
Old Apr 21, 2004, 07:05 PM

Franny, Franny ............
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No. 6
from nursebedlam
Old Apr 25, 2004, 07:37 AM

good one,, lol
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