Nurses Humor
Published Jul 12, 2002
NRSKarenRN, BSN, RN
10 Articles; 18,362 Posts
Subject: Centipede
This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he
had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that
he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to the Pub with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to the Pub and have a drink with me?
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WAIT!
YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!
A little voice came out of the box:
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my
shoes."
OBNURSEHEATHER
1,961 Posts
:chuckle :rotfl:
Heather
Rustyhammer
735 Posts
That was so dumb it was funny...hehehe
-Russell
live4today, RN
5,099 Posts
That was so hilarious! :rotfl: :rotfl:
sharann, BSN, RN
1,758 Posts
cuTE :)
babynursewannab
669 Posts
I have to tell you. As soon as I read the punchline, the ad banner above the post caught my attention....It was a SHOE AD!!!:rotfl:
canoehead, BSN, RN
6,890 Posts
Oh Karen...you must be a refugee from the pool party.
Let me buy you a beer. :)
joyrochelle
238 Posts
ahahahahahahhhh!!!! that was soo cute.