Survivor...the sequel

[kaycee]

This is not nursing humor but I thought all you mothers out there might enjoy this one!! Survivor ..the sequel

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> Thought you'd enjoy....

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> * 6 Married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each,

> for 6 weeks.

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> * Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.

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> * There is no access to fast food.

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> * Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean,

> correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

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> * The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all

> chores are done. There is only one TV between them and there is no

remote.

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> * The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily, which they must

> apply themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches.

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> * They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick

children

> at 3:00 AM; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and

> one marker; and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.

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> * The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

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> * The last man wins only if he has enough energy to be intimate with his

> spouse at a moment's notice.

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> * If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again for

> the next 18-25 years -- eventually earning the right to be called

> "Mother."

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[SmilingBluEyes]

Sounds MUCH better than the "real" survivor series, which by the way, I cannot stomach! Thumbs up

[prmenrs, RN]

Has anyone pitched it to the producers? I think it might be a little TOOOOO real!!

[fedupnurse]

It'd have to be female producers!!!! Great idea!

[fedupnurse]

And female camera crews, too!

[Sable's mom]

Too bad most men don't even see the humor in ths idea!

[xtremenurse]

i am a man and i found it funny:D but don't count me as one of the contestants. i will watch it though;)