Subject: 20 clues that you should call it a night

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Specializes in Renal, Haemo and Peritoneal.

Subject: 20 clues that you should call it a night

Ok girls...here's another one!

1) I have absolutely no idea when my bag is

2) I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my bootay

while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around

3) I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's @ss and honestly

believe I could do it too

4) In my last trip to 'pee' I realise I now look more like Courtney Love

than the goddess I was just four hours ago

5) I drop my 3.00am kebab on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm

not the least bit hungry, pick it up and carry on eating it

6) I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them soooo much

7) There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work

8) I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me

9) The man I'm flirting with used to be my teacher

10) The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing

or dance becomes stranglely overwhelming

11) My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep

them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy

12) I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it

13) I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just

lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the vodka

14) I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen

floor / hallway/ front porch

15) I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the

WRONG WAY but...'

16) I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it

17) My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves

18) I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be

standing) and take a quick nap

19) I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down

on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.

20) I take shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having

troubles walking straight.

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Specializes in Renal, Haemo and Peritoneal.

Subject: 20 clues that you should call it a night

Ok girls...here's another one!

1) I have absolutely no idea when my bag is

2) I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my bootay

while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around

3) I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's @ss and honestly

believe I could do it too

4) In my last trip to 'pee' I realise I now look more like Courtney Love

than the goddess I was just four hours ago

5) I drop my 3.00am kebab on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm

not the least bit hungry, pick it up and carry on eating it

6) I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them soooo much

7) There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work

8) I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me

9) The man I'm flirting with used to be my teacher

10) The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing

or dance becomes stranglely overwhelming

11) My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep

them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy

12) I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it

13) I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just

lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the vodka

14) I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen

floor / hallway/ front porch

15) I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the

WRONG WAY but...'

16) I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it

17) My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves

18) I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be

standing) and take a quick nap

19) I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down

on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.

20) I take shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having

troubles walking straight.

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hehehe....I can relate to a few of those ;)

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hehehe....I can relate to a few of those ;)

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Reminds me of a good story I heard once.... A drunk had a one car accident with a tree, sobered up and realized he had to make a major change in his life.

Since then he will never again drive a Ford....

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Reminds me of a good story I heard once.... A drunk had a one car accident with a tree, sobered up and realized he had to make a major change in his life.

Since then he will never again drive a Ford....

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hehehe....I can relate to a few of those ;)

OMG--so can I--especially the teacher one--how mortifying....

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hehehe....I can relate to a few of those ;)

OMG--so can I--especially the teacher one--how mortifying....

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18) I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be

standing) and take a quick nap

Hummm :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: thats me!!!!

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18) I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be

standing) and take a quick nap

Hummm :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: thats me!!!!

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Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.

Bwaaaaaaahahahaahahaha !!! :rotfl:

Numbers 4, 5, 8 and 11 .... oh YES !!! Been awhile.. a GOOD while... but oh YES !!! :lol2:

hmmmmmmmm... come to think of it.... it might just be too LONG a while ! :chuckle

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Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.

Bwaaaaaaahahahaahahaha !!! :rotfl:

Numbers 4, 5, 8 and 11 .... oh YES !!! Been awhile.. a GOOD while... but oh YES !!! :lol2:

hmmmmmmmm... come to think of it.... it might just be too LONG a while ! :chuckle

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