Subject: 20 clues that you should call it a night

  1. Subject: 20 clues that you should call it a night

    Ok girls...here's another one!

    1) I have absolutely no idea when my bag is

    2) I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my bootay
    while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around

    3) I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's @ss and honestly
    believe I could do it too

    4) In my last trip to 'pee' I realise I now look more like Courtney Love
    than the goddess I was just four hours ago

    5) I drop my 3.00am kebab on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm
    not the least bit hungry, pick it up and carry on eating it

    6) I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them soooo much

    7) There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work

    8) I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me

    9) The man I'm flirting with used to be my teacher

    10) The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing
    or dance becomes stranglely overwhelming

    11) My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep
    them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy

    12) I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it

    13) I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just
    lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the vodka

    14) I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen
    floor / hallway/ front porch

    15) I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the
    WRONG WAY but...'

    16) I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it

    17) My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves

    18) I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be
    standing) and take a quick nap

    19) I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down
    on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.

    20) I take shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having
    troubles walking straight.
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  2. 9 Comments

  3. by   MandyInMS
    hehehe....I can relate to a few of those
  4. by   chris_at_lucas_RN
    Reminds me of a good story I heard once.... A drunk had a one car accident with a tree, sobered up and realized he had to make a major change in his life.

    Since then he will never again drive a Ford....
  5. by   stevierae
    Quote from MandyInMS
    hehehe....I can relate to a few of those
    OMG--so can I--especially the teacher one--how mortifying....
  6. by   nursebedlam
    18) I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be
    standing) and take a quick nap
    Hummm thats me!!!!
  7. by   jnette
    Bwaaaaaaahahahaahahaha !!!

    Numbers 4, 5, 8 and 11 .... oh YES !!! Been awhile.. a GOOD while... but oh YES !!!


    hmmmmmmmm... come to think of it.... it might just be too LONG a while ! :chuckle
  8. by   JnJTyson
    Yowza!! Yep..been there a few times..not all of them...but some of them...

    Vodka and lemonade? hmmm..I've always been told to drink Wiskey and lemonade...yummy but it packs a BIG punch!
  9. by   Energizer Bunny
    Quote from jnette
    Bwaaaaaaahahahaahahaha !!!

    Numbers 4, 5, 8 and 11 .... oh YES !!! Been awhile.. a GOOD while... but oh YES !!!


    hmmmmmmmm... come to think of it.... it might just be too LONG a while ! :chuckle
    Yep as I was reading, I was thinking the same thing! AND, I can relate to all of them!!! At one time or another, I was that silly (er, dumb! LOL!)
  10. by   NewEastCoastRN
    i think i could have written most of those myself! very funny.
  11. by   Angela Mac
    :chuckle lol... its a pity when you realize that you are all grown up...and relished those days of your youth.:chuckle

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