Subject: 20 clues that you should call it a night
Ok girls...here's another one!
1) I have absolutely no idea when my bag is
2) I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my bootay
while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around
3) I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's @ss and honestly
believe I could do it too
4) In my last trip to 'pee' I realise I now look more like Courtney Love
than the goddess I was just four hours ago
5) I drop my 3.00am kebab on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm
not the least bit hungry, pick it up and carry on eating it
6) I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them soooo much
7) There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work
8) I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me
9) The man I'm flirting with used to be my teacher
10) The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing
or dance becomes stranglely overwhelming
11) My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep
them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy
12) I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it
13) I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just
lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the vodka
14) I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen
floor / hallway/ front porch
15) I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the
WRONG WAY but...'
16) I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it
17) My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves
18) I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be
standing) and take a quick nap
19) I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down
on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.
20) I take shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having
troubles walking straight.
