Special Formulated Diet....for women only!!!

My preceptor e-mailed me this. Sounds like a great idea!!

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with
the
> > stress
> > that builds during the day.
> >
> > BREAKFAST
> > 1 grapefruit
> > 1 slice whole-wheat toast
> > 1 cup skim milk
> >
> >
> > LUNCH
> > 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
> > 1 cup herbal tea
> > 1 Hershey's Kiss
> >
> >
> > AFTERNOON TEA
> > The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
> > 1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate-chip topping
> >
> >
> > DINNER
> > 4 glasses of wine (red or white)
> > 2 loaves garlic bread
> > 1 family size Supreme pizza
> > 3 Snickers bars
> >
> > LATE NIGHT SNACK
> > 1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
> >
> > REMEMBER: "Stressed" spelled backward is "desserts".