Special Formulated Diet....for women only!!!

  1. My preceptor e-mailed me this. Sounds like a great idea!!

    This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with
    the
    > > stress
    > > that builds during the day.
    > >
    > > BREAKFAST
    > > 1 grapefruit
    > > 1 slice whole-wheat toast
    > > 1 cup skim milk
    > >
    > >
    > > LUNCH
    > > 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
    > > 1 cup herbal tea
    > > 1 Hershey's Kiss
    > >
    > >
    > > AFTERNOON TEA
    > > The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
    > > 1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate-chip topping
    > >
    > >
    > > DINNER
    > > 4 glasses of wine (red or white)
    > > 2 loaves garlic bread
    > > 1 family size Supreme pizza
    > > 3 Snickers bars
    > >
    > > LATE NIGHT SNACK
    > > 1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
    > >
    > > REMEMBER: "Stressed" spelled backward is "desserts".
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  2. 5 Comments

  3. by   ERNurse752
  4. by   Jen911
    Makes my teeth hurt just THINKING about it....

    Now I'm off to the grocery store since I'm now into a craving for cheesecake...dang you!!!!!!!!!

  5. by   rjlrn95
    Sounds like my kind of diet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Even my 22yr old son thought is was good. Actually got a giggle out of him.
  6. by   kids
    Read the label on a Sara Lee strawberry cheese cake, it covers all of the food groups. Thus making it entire balanced meal on its own. Also applies to many flavors of icecream

    Dessert, its not just for breakfast anymore!

    -nancy
  7. by   debbyed

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Special Formulated Diet....for women only!!!