Nurses Humor
Published Mar 20, 2012
Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE!
Fomite is my new favorite word because it sounds like a sandwich spread.
prmenrs, RN
4,565 Posts
Docs on rounds, and, apparently, the word of the day was "appreciate". "I couldn't appreciate a murmur on this baby" or "I couldn't appreciate bowel sounds, etc. About the 3rd time I heard one of them say they couldn't appreciate a murmur, I went over to the group and said to the Attending: "Dr. CMFINC, NOBODY 'appreciates' a murmur, trust me!"
Didn't hear that the rest of the day!
In 6 years of Gynacology Nursing and Midwifery I've still to see what happens if I pee'd on a pregnancy test..
Oh, go ahead, give it a shot!
ComeTogether, LPN
1 Article; 2,182 Posts
If someone has a bilateral le amputation do they get to choose their new height?