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i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like

"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans

i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela

i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks

I have three I use in e-mail:

"I hope you don't get carpet burns

on your knuckles on your way out."

~~Abby Carmichal, Law & Order

I have read it before,

but it appears I have a

photographic memory.

And no film.

~~Dee

If we ever get the warning that nuclear bombs

are headed our way, I'm going to coat myself

with Shake & Bake mix. That way, when

everyone else is burned to a crisp,

I'll be tender, plump and juicy.

I have three I use in e-mail:

thanks treetopangel

gosh just one reply so far :rolleyes: I hope more people post cause so many of you have great quotes. :chuckle .........again thanks treetop..... :)

Specializes in OB, critical care, hospice, farm/industr.

This is more of a family saying, but... "There's always somebody" who will: put a shot glass in their rectum, ride down the highway on the roof of the car, see if the circuit is live by putting the wires in their mouth, put their hand in a dark, snake-filled hole, get their mother-in-law pregnant and so on.

Specializes in CCU (Coronary Care); Clinical Research.

Perception is reality...

and i have lots more but I will have to find them later...actually it seems that I remember a thread similar to this a while back...type in quotes into the allnurse search engine and see what pops up

Edited to add: Quotes does not work and I couldn't find the thread...it may have been in the student nurses section?? I just can't remember...I hope you get some good responses here regardless...

"Live, laugh, love."

I'm not a premium member at this time, but I close my posts with what is sort of my personal motto. I guess I feel that if I live each day to the fullest, appreciate the humor life has to offer, and treat others with love, then said day will have been complete for me. Life is precious and soooo short. To me, it only makes sense to treat each day like it could be the last.

Live, laugh, love,

Jenny

smile and the world smiles with you. cry, and you get a runny nose. i like this one

nature's first green is gold, her hardest hue to hold. her early leaf's a flower; but only so an hour. then leaf subsides to leaf. so eden sank to grief, so dawn goes down to day. nothing gold can stay. - robert frost

god put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. right now i'm so far behind, i'll never die." :rotfl:

"i am only one, but i am still one.i cannot do everything but still i am one. i cannot do everything but still i can do something. i will not refuse to do something that i can do." - helen keller

support bacteria...it's the only culture some people have.

bad spellers of the world...untie!

"life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that takes our breath away."

keep smiling, it sure looks good on you, and if you get a chance pass it on to a friend.

"men, men i may not know, but shoes, shoes i know."

--carrie bradshaw, sex and the city

as i was reading post i found these i like some of them a lot of ..........

hope more people share there saying ................. :)

i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like

"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans

i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela

i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks

these are some sayings that i got from one of my classes....if you lay down with dogs, you will get up with fleas...unknown. i have not failed, i've just found 10,000 ways that won't work...thomas edison. i know god will not give me anything i can't handle, i just wish he didn't trust me so much...mother teresa. the future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams...eleanor roosevelt. accept challenges, so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory...general george s. patton

"Remember that life's little things are always more important than they at first appear."

"The Journey is The Reward"

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." ~~Groucho Marx :rotfl:

Specializes in Education, Acute, Med/Surg, Tele, etc.

Here are a few of mine:

*Without coffee I would have no personality whatsoever!

*My Dogma ran over your Karma.

*Where am I, and why am I in this handbasket!?

*By looking at me I temporarily had control of your mind!

*The only thing separating me from my crazy patient's is the fact I have the keys to the med room!

*I have a chronic case of cranial-rectal inversion, and mental flatulance!

*I keep thinking about the here-after...I walk into a room and wonder what I was here after!

*It isn't 'hot flashes' its 'power surges"!

*Nursing...great for exploring new sounds, smells and sights!

*I am so cool that not only do I ride the short bus, but I earned the right to sit in the back baby!

Specializes in ICU, ER, HH, NICU, now FNP.

Do one thing that scares you everyday

(Eleanor Roosevelt)

A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him or her

(David Brinkley)

The space and time for what you want is being occupied by what you have settled for

(Unknown)

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