Hubby likes to say-"I don't care if she/he has more degrees than a thermometer, she/he can't pour **** out of a boot with the instructions on the bottom." He once used it during an argument with the principal at the catholic school our older boys attended.
"Cannot fix stupid, lazy or I don't wanna"
"God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh."~Voltaire
"If your gonna be stupid, ya gotta be tough"
"I'm sorry that I don't drink the Kool-Aide and therefore do not look like a team player..."~me