Share Your Saying - Page 38

"I believe there is no problem so large that it cannot be blamed on someone else!" ~Maxine

" 'tis better to give than recieve." hehehe!! esp if' it's injections, catheterizations, iv's, doing a digital [color=olive]disimpaction, or enemas! anyone got anything better to add? lol! yes, nurses can be evil sometimes... but we are often more compassionate. :d:typing

"I've worked worse shifts."

That's what I say when asked if I'm having a rough night. I figure as long as I haven't had to unsuccessfully code one of my patients, then my shift must be going ok somehow and it's not worth complaining.

Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein

Ad astra per aspera (A rough road leads to the stars)
- Apollo I memorial

A variation on a theme:
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible monster about to eat your face.
-Harry Dresden

Those who desire to give up freedom in exchange for security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one.
- Either Thomas Jefferson or Ben Franklin, depending on who you talk to.

"Almost" only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

And finally:
Even though the idiots may outnumber you, remember, they're still the idiots.
-Daria

If life gives you lemons....order tequilla and give me a call!

and farts,

per my Dad.

Life is what happens while you're busy naking other pkans. -John Lennon

Mistakes are what makes life interesting...
...solving them is waht makes life worthwhile.

If at first you don't succeed then skydiving is not for you!!!!!!


Say something witty and no one is around...
...fart and every one comes around.:imbar

don't make love by the garden gate because love is blind but your neighbors ain't.

"systems that rely on perfect performance by individuals are doomed to fail, the for simple reason that all humans err, and frequently!"
i got this from a med safety continuing education credit that i did at work. i'd like to post it all over the administration office at work.