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i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like

"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans

i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela

i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks

Non illigitamus carborundum.

Specializes in Med/Surg, ICU, educator.

One of my all time favorites

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

and another

Morale must improve or the ritual beatings will begin

(they must've worked where I do!):D

Well my family is from newfoundland and we say

constipated people dont give a ****!!!!

**Where are we going and why are we in this hand basket?**

Being that I work in a group home my favorite: When in doubt, send them out (i.e. pt not sure if ER is necessary.l.. )

If the patient is not a neonate, or has given birth to one 24-48 hrs previously, or in active labor with one, I am not interested in being the nurse"

Wise men speak because they have something to say, silly men speak because they have to say something.

Reminds me of another quote:

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Can't remember if that was Ben Franklin or Mark Twain....pretty sure it is Twain....

Wise men speak because they have something to say, silly men speak because they have to say something.

the world is an ocean and we are just a ship, love is like an anchor and life is just a trip- george strait. one bit of wisdom that life has taught me is "life is killing me."

And to burnout's "life is killing me" Yeah, and none of us is getting out of this place alive. I don't know who said that but seems to be true eh?

You know what that white stuff on top of a pile of chicken s#$t is don't you?

It is chicken s#$t!!

Remember even though your on top you are still a part of the pile!

My favorite work saying.

Do not judge a person until you you have walked in their shoes.

:yeahthat:

Lighten up, it's just a quip.

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