Seniors' Texting

I got this from a post by Poi Dog.....(gotta give credit where due ....not sure where she got it- coulda made it up ?? She's pretty funny )


Highjacked from a thread...

WHY SENIORS DON'T TEXT

ATD-- At the doctor's
BTW-- Bring the wheelchair
BYOT-- Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM-- Covered by Medicare
CUATSC-- See You At the Senior Center
DWI-- Driving While Incontinent
FWB-- Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW-- Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL-- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA-- Got Heartburn Again
IMHO-- Is My Hearing Aid On?
LMDO-- Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL-- Living on Lipitor
LWO-- Lawrence Welk's On
SGGP-- Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL-- Talk to You Louder
WAITT-- Who Am I Talking To
WTFA-- Wet the Furniture Again
WATP-- Where Are the Prunes
WWNO-- Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI-- Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In