Psych jokes...you'll understand when you read it.

If you're haven't done your psych nursing clinical yet, you just won't get this. I laughed SO HARD when I read this- I thought it was FREAKING HILARIOUS. So there you go. I'm warped.


Patient to Psych Nurse: I'm really depressed.

Psych Nurse: You are depressed.

Patient: Nothing is going well.

Psych Nurse: Nothing well.

Patient: I feel like killing myself.

Psych Nurse: You're thinking of killing yourself.

Patient: Yes, I'm going to do it now.

Psych Nurse: You want to do it now.

Patient: (Jumps out window)

Psych Nurse: Woosh. Splat.