Nurses Humor
Published Jul 18, 2003
bedpan
265 Posts
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was,of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.
Who was the survivor?
(Scroll down for the answer)
Answer:
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place.
Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and of course there is no such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here, this is the end of the joke.
(Men keep scrolling)
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point:
Women never listen.
funnygirl_rn
433 Posts
Someone sent me this one....LOL!
gwenith, BSN, RN
3,755 Posts
definitely kept reading - can't resist curiosity
jnette, ASN, EMT-I
4,388 Posts
:rotfl:
Very cute !!! And of COURSE I kept reading !!! If I "listened" every time someone told me to do something, I wouldn't be what I am today... PERFECT ! :D
Berta
219 Posts
Kept scrolling...
Good_Queen_Bess
276 Posts
nowplayingEDRN
799 Posts
Originally posted by jnette :rotfl: Very cute !!! And of COURSE I kept reading !!! If I "listened" every time someone told me to do something, I wouldn't be what I am today... PERFECT !
Very cute !!! And of COURSE I kept reading !!! If I "listened" every time someone told me to do something, I wouldn't be what I am today... PERFECT !
Perfect my.........!!!!! Perfect friend...absitively. :kiss :roll
An oldie but still a good one and yes...I scrolled all the way to the end. I never listen
FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I
3,619 Posts
Yeah, unfortunately I don't listen verry well either. I kept going too.
Cheers!