nsg students ...for you

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you know you've been a nsg student too long when...

*you identify the library as your primary place of residence on your finacial forms

*you pay 70$ for a textbook without complaining.

*your only exercise consists of running between classes.

you suspect your instructors attended the marquis de sade school of nsg care plan writing.

*after dinner, you inform them that they are npo till morning.

*you have sacral decubiti from sitting in lectures.

*your fingerprints are fading from handwashing.

*when your clinicals start at 7am, you look foward to "sleeping in"

*you believe your uniform is flattering to your figure

*your best mouth -to-mouth contact is with a rescui-annie.

you get the feeling that you should be doing something, anything, other than what you are doing the first few days of vacation time.

*you inadvertently write "sn" after your check signature

*you look foward to taking the nclex

*you wish florence nightengale had stayed in crimea...:chuckle :roll :roll :D

good luck to all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(author:meleen r. michalek,rn

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Thanks Teddybear.

I start nursing school in the spring and I'm trying to prepare myself for all that.

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*when your clinicals start at 7am, you look foward to "sleeping in"

:rotfl How true! My clinicals this semester start at 7:30 - woo hoo!! I get 6 hours of sleep. :D

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Specializes in Adult internal med, OB/GYN, REI..

very funny...i remeber those days very clearly! * class of 2002 *

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you guys are scaring me

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Well, after so many years of school, I look at my kids when they tell me they have a tummy ache, and ask about last bm, last food, last drink, and if they need a suppository...........

They run away really fast now.

Seriously folks, some day this will all BE funny...........

:eek:

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That is CUTE, thanks ! I can relate to the butt sores. :) Oh yes and looking forward to taking the NCLEX !:)

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It is sooooooooo good to know that someone can understand what it's like! Thank you so much, I needed that..... I am scheduled to graduate in May..... I just gotta hang in there.. and yes, I have signed "SN" to everything from checks and credit card receipts to notes going to my child's teacher! I'm loosin' it! Thanks again......

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lol...I STILL have the habit of signing LPN to my name on checks!!hehe

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Specializes in Specializes in L/D, newborn, GYN, LTC, Dialysis.

I am returning student... and........grad of 1997. I certainly can relate. This was cute! Thanks!

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LOL... i e-mailed this to some of my fellow students. they'll definitely get a kick out of it! :roll

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