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Nov 02, 2005 08:19 AM

New Psych Diagnosis

by gwenith

An architech was admitted to the psych unit complaining of being obessed with intricate buildings. They diagnosed him as having a complex complex complex.

After a while it became obvious that his disorder was not straightforward so they changed his diagnosis to:-






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a Complex Complex Complex Complex!

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No. 1
from suebird3
Old Nov 02, 2005, 09:47 AM

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Is this any relation to a "Grand Delusion"?

I know......bad pun.
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from CHATSDALE
Old Nov 02, 2005, 01:47 PM

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yah yah yah yah
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No. 3
from Adam D. RN2005
Old Nov 04, 2005, 11:47 PM

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Okay, Here is mine:

I went to my shrink the other day and told him "Doctor, I've been having these strang dreams lately. Night before last I dreamed that I was a Tippee, and last night I was a wigwom. What does this mean?" "Adam," he said,"relax, you are two tense (Tents)."
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