My Next Life

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My Next Life

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a

bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself silly. I could

deal with that, too.

When you're a girl bear, you give birth to your children, who are the size of walnuts while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could surely deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup.....gonna be a bear

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Specializes in ER, Hospice, CCU, PCU.
:idea: :rotfl:
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Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.

Beary Good !

Yup, gotta be a bear. :p

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:chuckle I could bear that too!

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Specializes in Interventional Pain Mgmt NP; Prior ICU and L/D RN.

totally agree!!:):)

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:lol2: Thanks for the giggle...too cute :)
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Specializes in ICU.

Yeah a bear is top of my list for reincarnation right after coming back as a cat owned by one of my family.:D :D :roll :roll

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Yup!! A bear... gotta love that honey too!!!

Thanks for the laugh...

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Just to hibernate through the winter would be great!

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Just make sure you go into the WOODS when you have...uh...you know. :)

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