My Next Life

  1. My Next Life

    In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a
    bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

    Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself silly. I could
    deal with that, too.

    When you're a girl bear, you give birth to your children, who are the size of walnuts while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

    If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could surely deal with that.

    If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

    Yup.....gonna be a bear
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  2. 9 Comments

  3. by   debbyed
  4. by   jnette
    Beary Good !

    Yup, gotta be a bear.
  5. by   Shamrock
    :chuckle I could bear that too!
  6. by   altomga
    totally agree!!
  7. by   MandyInMS
    Thanks for the giggle...too cute
  8. by   gwenith
    Yeah a bear is top of my list for reincarnation right after coming back as a cat owned by one of my family. :roll :roll
  9. by   Chiaramonte
    Yup!! A bear... gotta love that honey too!!!
    Thanks for the laugh...


  10. by   graysonret
    Just to hibernate through the winter would be great!
  11. by   Tilleycs
    Just make sure you go into the WOODS when you have...uh...you know.

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