Most Embarassing Moment - page 7

:wavey: Have you had a most embarassing moment at work or when you were in nursing school? I did. It was when I was in nursing school. I was the oldest student. Went back to school after 35 ... Read More

  1. by   jayna
    More more please
  2. by   FranEMTnurse
    :roll :roll :roll mj, only you. Hee,hee,hee! And soltera then doctors do the same thing. Keep em coming! Ha,ha,ha. I received a message about a dream a nurse had a long while ago. She dreamed she was paddling down the street in a red garbage can with wheels on it.
  3. by   TDub
    "Speaking of confusion: Did you know that Versed is like truth serum for some people? "




    Oh god, this is why I refuse to be sedated. I had tongue surgery under local, fully awake rather than have Versed. I'm so perverted that I was terrified I'd tell the anesthesiologist I was dying to perform fellatio on him, only it wouldn't be NEARLY that euphemistic.:imbar
  4. by   FranEMTnurse
    Quote from TDub
    "Speaking of confusion: Did you know that Versed is like truth serum for some people? "




    Oh god, this is why I refuse to be sedated. I had tongue surgery under local, fully awake rather than have Versed. I'm so perverted that I was terrified I'd tell the anesthesiologist I was dying to perform fellatio on him, only it wouldn't be NEARLY that euphemistic.:imbar
    :chuckle :chuckle You poor dearly deprived girl.
  5. by   TDub
    Deprived? Frances, I didn't realize you knew our cute Irish anesthsiologist! :imbar
  6. by   VivaLasViejas
    Oh good, I'm glad I'm not the only one whose mouth runs completely independently of my brain when I'm under the influence of Versed..... :imbar
  7. by   Still Riding
    Appearantly I don't need versed to get my mouth moving. This is not a story of me as a nurse but more or as a pt. When I was 15 I did alot of riding horses and training (I still do when I have the time) well the horse that I was working with, a real bugger but i had though we where making progress, decided one day that he didn't want anything to do with me. He kicked my but off him so hard. well I broke my collarbone, dislocated that same shoulder, and got a massive concusion (I was even wearing an approved helmet, imagine without what would have happened)

    Well when I was in the ED with the barn owner, my mother and father, and the MD i decided to start talking about everything, and I mean everything. I admitted to things that MAYBE would have come out when i was 30. I told everyone where they could go in quite colourful language everytime they touched me (I guess it hurt alot). Becaue of the concussion I vomited on the MD. Well the night continues like this.

    I remeber nothing of this night, or most of the next day, which I was still sharing my opinions with all hospital personel, actually I don't even remember riding that day, or even being at the barn (I joke sometimes that I could have been beaten in the streets and never would know the difference)

    Here is where it gets really messy, the MD that i vomited on, confesed to and told where he could shove it ended up being the boy who I was dating at the time's father. I hadn't met him before, and i didn't conect the dots when I saugh him later the next day, or when I was discharged. I'm not sure if he did either. My mother shared with me all I said (that was an embaressing conversation), so I had a decent idea of my behaviour. I was invited over to my boyfriends house to dinner about a week after (shoulder still in the brace and all) I didn't want to go becasue I looked bad but he said it would be good for me to get out and that is parents would understand. So off I go ring the door bell and guess who answers the door...yep that nice MD that took care of me that horrid night. I wanted to crawl under the welcome mat and die. But he was really good and tried to make it comfortable. We later joke that if I am ever brough to his ED again that he will stike a giant peice of duct tape over my mouth to save me from losing the filter between my brain and my mouth.
  8. by   nurse_robin
    Well, my most embarassing moment came when I had to put a foley in a 90-something lil ol lady....(Rumor had it that she was a hooker back in the day) Well I clean her and get ready to insert the foley and she clamps down hard on my hand and starts "grinding" on my hand, all the while yelling somehting like give it to me baby! And boy she was strong...it took 2 other people to pull her legs open and free my hand...yck!
  9. by   FranEMTnurse
    She was only trying to get some relief. Just think, you provided a valuable service for her. Hee hee!!
    Quote from nurse_robin
    Well, my most embarassing moment came when I had to put a foley in a 90-something lil ol lady....(Rumor had it that she was a hooker back in the day) Well I clean her and get ready to insert the foley and she clamps down hard on my hand and starts "grinding" on my hand, all the while yelling somehting like give it to me baby! And boy she was strong...it took 2 other people to pull her legs open and free my hand...yck!
  10. by   VivaLasViejas
    Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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