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Dec 14, 2001 06:28 AM

Med School

by kaycee

> > > Students at the UH Med School were receiving their first anatomy class
> > > with
> > > a real dead human body. They are all gathered around the surgery table
> > > with
> > > the body covered with a white sheet.
> > >
> > > Then the professor started the class by telling them: "In medicine,
it
> > > is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is
> > > that it is necessary that you not be disgusted." The
> > > Professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in the ass of the dead
> > > body, withdrew it and sucked it.
> > >
> > > "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students
> > > freaked out, hesitated and subsequently taking turns, sunk their
finger
> > > in the ass of the dead body and sucked it after
> > > withdrawing it.
> > >
> > > When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them:
"The
> > > second important quality is observation. I sunk the middle finger and
> > > sucked the index. Pay attention people !!!!
> >
>


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No. 1
Old Dec 14, 2001, 08:06 AM
Updated Dec 14, 2001 at 07:11 PM by NurseDennie

Ewwwwwwwww - grosss! Yeucchhh!!!

Heh heh

Love

Dennie
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No. 2
from KRVRN
Old Dec 14, 2001, 04:07 PM

oh, that's just wrong.
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No. 3
from jessjoy
Old Dec 14, 2001, 05:16 PM

That is too funny! I forwarded it to some of my friends
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