Nurses Humor
Published Jul 29, 2002
StudentSandra
385 Posts
just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation the patient
wakes up, sits up and demands to know what is going on.
"i'm about to close," the surgeon says.
the patient grabs his hand and says, "oh, no you're not!
i'll close my own incision."
the doctor hands him the needle and says, "suture self.":chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
dawngloves, BSN, RN
2,399 Posts
GROAN!!!
SmilingBluEyes
20,964 Posts
ACK!
l.rae
772 Posts
BOOOOOOO Sandra, where were you statoned in the Navy?...My son spent 4 yrs in Groton Ct on the Navy sub base.....and, l used to work in oral surg too!! one of my first jobs after l graduated w/ my RN....anyway...good luck to you, and... don't give up your day job...LOL.....LR
labornurse
94 Posts
Next to the worst I have ever heard
Mattigan, RN
175 Posts
What was the worst?
cmggriff
219 Posts
Well, I thought it was very punny. Gary
micro, RN
1,173 Posts
groa.................