Golf Joke...heehee.

  1. This sign was posted at a local golf club.

    1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
    > 2. Form a loose grip.
    > 3. Keep your head down.
    > 4. Avoid a quick back swing.
    > 5. Stay out of the water.
    > 6. Try not to hit anyone.
    > 7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
    > 8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
    > 9. Quiet please ... while others are preparing to go.
    > 10. Don't take extra strokes.
    >
    > Well, done. Now flush the urinal, wash your hands, go outside, and tee
    > OFF
    Last edit by funnygirl_rn on Jun 20, '03
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  2. 11 Comments

  3. by   gwenith
    Boys Only Joke?? ?chuckle

    Hey Funnygirl!! You better watch out - you might get into trouble for posting a non-PC joke! :spin:
    Last edit by gwenith on Jun 20, '03
  4. by   funnygirl_rn
    Maybe so Gwenith...but..too late already posted it. Just thought it was cute...hoping I don't offend any of the fellas!


    Last edit by funnygirl_rn on Jun 20, '03
  5. by   teeituptom
    Hi Ya'll

    A man was playing with 3 other golfers. And as they came to the 14th hole which was bordered on the right by a road. A funeral procession came by. This man stopped, took his hat off and bowed his head quietly. After the funeral had proceeded by. One of the other golfers remarked thats it was very nice of him to be so respectfull. The man replied it was the least I could do. I was married to her for 30 years..



    Keep it in the short grass yall
  6. by   jnette
    Originally posted by teeituptom
    Hi Ya'll

    A man was playing with 3 other golfers. And as they came to the 14th hole which was bordered on the right by a road. A funeral procession came by. This man stopped, took his hat off and bowed his head quietly. After the funeral had proceeded by. One of the other golfers remarked thats it was very nice of him to be so respectfull. The man replied it was the least I could do. I was married to her for 30 years..

    Keep it in the short grass yall
    TOOOOOO funny !!! That would be MY hubby ! (and yes, he's out on the course as I type !)

    FunnygirlRN, I MUST share yours with dh, he'll rotfl for sure ! :chuckle
  7. by   funnygirl_rn
    Jnette...my hubby enjoyed it too, he is an avid golfer, I am currently learning. Seems I swing at alot of air...heehee!

    Teeituptom....I will show my hubby your joke as well..he will laugh I am sure!
  8. by   jnette
    Heh, heh.. me too, Funnygirl ! But I love to play... IF my thumb cooperates, that is ! My left thumb is whacked out pretty bad, and when I swing, it kicks back and causes SEVERE pain ! Shame.. it would definately be in one of my "favorites" if it weren't for that blasted thumb ! DH absolutely LIVES on the golfcourse and considering it's in walking distance from the house, he thinks that makes it perfectly acceptable to spend so much time there !

    That's ok, though.. he works HARD during the week, and it gives me much needed time to myself ... And less 'dh messes" to clean up !
  9. by   sbic56
    I KNEW I'd see a post from teeituptom on this thread. So glad I wasn't dissappointed! Love these golf jokes.
  10. by   funnygirl_rn
    Yep, kinda figured ole' teeituptom would reply..enjoy his one liners!

    jnette...I just started on Bextra (last Sunday), so my tendonitis is actually feeling BETTER! Yea! So, I am thinking my golf swing will improve (with practice & time) since the pain has diminished greatly! I am so grateful that this drug is working for me. I am at least 98% better...and a happier woman...lol! Now, if only it wasn't so dang expensive! Agh!

    Hmmm, golf course in walking distance.....heehee..no wonder he is there lots...mine would be too! But, I need my space too!
  11. by   nowplayingEDRN
    hehehehehe, I have a golf joke but I refuse to post it on the grounds that it is prolly in violation of the TOS These were funny :chuckle
  12. by   funnygirl_rn
    Awwwwwwwwwwwww cheese & rice! PM it to me.
  13. by   nursedawn67
    These were too cute!! My hubby is a golf nut...he even works on a golf course...as the superintendent! Thanks for the good laugh!!

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