Funny doctor orders - page 10

by laurenicoleRN | 31,002 Views | 91 Comments

I worked at a teaching hospital for about a year. I really enjoyed closely interacting with the interns, residents and staff physicians. Many times hilarious orders were written by the newbies. One of my personal favorites was... Read More

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    Quote from hoopschick
    Wayyy back, when I worked ortho, we had one doc (my favorite) who used to write the following on the pre printed discharge orders for all of his total knee patients:

    SEXUAL ACTIVITY- Not on your knees....

    I miss you Dr.C.
    oh, no way! does make sense!!
    MaleICURN likes this.
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    Administer 1 ding of cowbell, repeat Q 1 second as necessary until patient's temperature 37C or less.

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