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May 17, 1999 12:28 AM

Five Ways That You Know You Joined a Cheap HMO

by brian

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Five Ways That You Know You Joined a Cheap HMO

1. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgsicle.
2. Pedal-powered dialysis machines.
3. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.
4. You swear you saw salad tongs and a crab fork on the instrument tray just before the anesthesia kicked in.
5. You ask for Viagra. You get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

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Five Ways That You Know You Joined a Cheap HMO

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