Nurses Humor
Published May 17, 1999
Brian, ASN, RN
3 Articles; 3,695 Posts
Five Ways That You Know You Joined a Cheap HMO
1. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgsicle.
2. Pedal-powered dialysis machines.
3. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.
4. You swear you saw salad tongs and a crab fork on the instrument tray just before the anesthesia kicked in.
5. You ask for Viagra. You get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
uRNmyway, ASN, RN
1,080 Posts
I know this is super old, but the first thought that occurred to me when I read #5 is that at least it would taste like Fudgesicle. I have a sick mind lol.
Not_A_Hat_Person, RN
2,900 Posts
The provider network consists of free clinics.
GitanoRN, BSN, MSN, RN
2,117 Posts
Your pain meds. consist of Skittles
Examining room has a tip jar :uhoh21:
Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month
nitenite
97 Posts
They use beer to sterilize everything!
sharpeimom
2,452 Posts
You get a 10% discount if you bring your own supplies.