ER- HELP: Dumbest reason people go to ER

I once did an ambulance ride in training. We picked up a child (5-8 yrs old) AND the entire family. Reason- "he threw up." On questioning, it was 1 time, about 5 hr earlier.

If your after a dumb diagnosis. I once saw Miss Day B on a chart.

A couple of weeks ago we had an ambulance bring someone into the ER with conjunctivitis.

Best one for me so far.. Came by EMS for........ A pimple on the big toe....maybe it was an emergency to them....

hi all,
tis couple kinda tickles me... they walked into EMD @2am
wife appears to be in slight distress, was crying, hyperventilating and hair was messed up.

Finally, at triage, they told the nurse
"my wif is worried cos our condom broke"

add-on;

a lady came into EMD wif a pack of her old meds "to find out which one is paracetamol"

When i was in nursing school a lady came in for her yearly physical.

0230 (after the bar closes of course) Pt comes in with complaint the she's allergic to her bra.

When I was an EMT we got a call for a kid with a cootie stuck to the roof of him mouth.

Sorry, my typing went crazy...he had a cootie stuck to the roof of his mouth