ER- HELP: Dumbest reason people go to ER

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ATTN ER Staff!

I am writing a "paper" on the dumbest reasons/stories that people show up/come to ER. Would appreciate ANY input ANY of the ER staff out there has for me.........................IF you'd like a copy of the FINAL draft, please let me know and I'll forward it.

Thanks much!

PS. My winning entry so far is a Mom who brought 1 month old infant in at 2:30 AM because "it wouldn't look her in the eye. It doesn't recognize me!"

Not making this up

Specializes in NICU.
I'm sorry, I just don't get it. I've said it out loud a hundred times. Am I just that stupid?:confused:

If you are, so am I. 'Splain, someone?

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If you are, so am I. 'Splain, someone?

same here

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Specializes in Community, OB, Nursery.
If you are, so am I. 'Splain, someone?

Can't help ya....have been wondering myself.....

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Specializes in PICU/NICU.

"If your after a dumb diagnosis. I once saw Miss Day B on a chart."

Missed AB !! Clear it up???

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Specializes in neuro, critical care, open heart..

Not really, sorry.

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Missed abortion? As in, spontaneous abortion that resulted in incomplete expulsion of the products of conception?

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Not really, sorry.

whatda mean "Not really, sorry?"

People on the forum are just saying that they don't understand what you had written. I'm a little confused on that one too. Can you please explain what you are trying to say when you put "If your after a dumb diagnosis, I once saw Miss Day B on a chart."

thank you. :D:yeah::typing:nurse:

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Specializes in Community, OB, Nursery.

Ah, ok. Now I get it. Missed AB.

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Specializes in neuro, critical care, open heart..
whatda mean "Not really, sorry?"

People on the forum are just saying that they don't understand what you had written. I'm a little confused on that one too. Can you please explain what you are trying to say when you put "If your after a dumb diagnosis, I once saw Miss Day B on a chart."

thank you. :D:yeah::typing:nurse:

Was that aimed at me?!! I'm no the one who originally posted that, so don't be getting all argumentitive. I'm the one who didn't understand it. So you better be sure that you got the right poster before you start degrading people!!!!!!:argue:

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Was that aimed at me?!! I'm no the one who originally posted that, so don't be getting all argumentitive. I'm the one who didn't understand it. So you better be sure that you got the right poster before you start degrading people!!!!!!:argue:

calm down, it was am honest mistake on their part i am sure.

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Specializes in Community, OB, Nursery.

Guys,

There was a misunderstanding as to who posted the "miss day b" thing. Please nobody flame peridotgirl for something unintentional. Logomom was OP of "miss day b", and it took several posts before someone finally figured it out. Let us just all along, ok?? :) Thanks.

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Specializes in neuro, critical care, open heart..

My apologies to all, especially peridotgirl. Had a bad day and the post just hit me the wrong way. Once again my deepest and most sincere apologies to peridotgirl and everyone.:crying2:

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