Defecation Eventuates

  1. .......and other fancy ways to say "S*** Happens".........

    1) My superior has sent me on an untamed ornithoid journey without cause.
    (The boss sent me on a wild goose chase.)

    2) Be advised that the faecal material is about to collide with the oscillatory ventilation system. (Look out---it's gonna hit the fan!)

    3) I am contemplating the necessity of performing ablutions upon my distal carpal phalanges. (I think I'd better wash my hands.)

    Anybody care to add some others?
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  2. 5 Comments

  3. by   sockov
    :chuckle
    Last edit by sockov on Mar 27, '05
  4. by   JBudd
    I have been addressed (in other words) as a copulating Caucasion female canine.
  5. by   dianah
    Ah, and then there's the old-but-revised nursery rhyme:

    Three optically-handicapped rodents
    Three optically-handicapped rodents
    They all pursued the agriculturer's spouse,
    who relieved them of their posterior appendages with a
    butcher's sharp implement;
    Did you ever observe such a phenomenon in your life
    As three optically-handicapped rodents?
  6. by   VivaLasViejas
    Quote from dianah
    Ah, and then there's the old-but-revised nursery rhyme:

    Three optically-handicapped rodents
    Three optically-handicapped rodents
    They all pursued the agriculturer's spouse,
    who relieved them of their posterior appendages with a
    butcher's sharp implement;
    Did you ever observe such a phenomenon in your life
    As three optically-handicapped rodents?
    This is freakin' HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

    I love it!! Thanks, dianah!!
  7. by   VivaLasViejas
    Quote from JBudd
    I have been addressed (in other words) as a copulating Caucasion female canine.
    That's impressive.........funny how people who curse others never have the flair---let alone the vocabulary---to do it properly!

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