OK, still getting ready for JCAHO, but I needed a humor break (Hi, VEGAS!). This stemmed from an article I read awhile back about an actual vegetable ad that promised "FRESH OR IT'S FREE!" (Like you'd still want them if they weren't?) The article compared the ad to areas such as your local pet shop (Puppies: alive or they're FREE!) Anyway, plagarizing mercilessly, I got to thinking about medical applications...
Operating Room: Correct extremity amputated or it's FREE!
OB/GYN: It's YOUR baby or it's FREE!
Your local doctor: Licensed and competent, or he's FREE!
Medications: It's the right medication or it's FREE!
Foley insertions: Goes into the correct orfice or it's FREE!
And, most pertinent to me right now...
JCAHO: We'll find SOME "opportunity for improvement" or it's FREE!
OK, guys, help me out. Can anybody come with other black, distasteful and politically incorrect applications? JeannieM