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About lacusc93-1

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  1. ER Wishlist Items!

    Zyprexa or Geodon spray
  2. TAXI DISCHARGES

    Kiss of death once everybody knows you give out vouchers. Check in at triage for toe pain and ask for a voucher prior to being seen.
  3. MICN Certification in Los Angeles County

    18 year MICN here. Not possible unless you are sponsored by a base hospital or the EMS agency. Your application will state this. Best advice is to work at 1 of the 20+ bases.
  4. Common things in ER

    Sin casa syndrome very popular especially when cold or raining
  5. The two worst places to be a nurse

    Any SNF, any maximum security mental health institution
  6. Cyclical vomiting syndrome

    Cyclic vomiting- synonymous with hypohydromorphonemia
  7. Rules for Triage

    My official rule is when you are a triage level 4 or 5, each time you come to ask me about the wait I add 1 hour. After the 4th trip it becomes "I don't know." I work in an ER seeing 300+ patients a day, wait times generally 4-6 hours so it is not ha...
  8. Rules for Triage

    Status dramaticus
  9. Rules for Triage

    I will automatically discredit you when you are texting or on your ipad and telling me this is the worst pain ever.
  10. Rules for Triage

    I refer them to the "concierge" when they ask for that. It is not the Ritz, but it truly does cost more.
  11. This is a legal statement deluxe. The Hospital's Lawyer is in panic mode because that is one helluva Workman's Comp case. They are trying to get out of it, quite obvious.
  12. Common nicknames for hospital items.

    Jackson Juice
  13. My PT called 911

    2 more status enebriatus for etohers Status tweakalotus for the meth heads
  14. Mispronunciations That Drive You Nuts

    Old timers disease in lieu of Alzheimer's. Peanut butter balls in regards to a popular anti-convulsants.
  15. Robin Williams RIP: Coping Mechanism?

    RIP Robin Williams. Truly gifted and you will be missed. Favorite lines "Seize the day, gather ye rosebuds while ye may" Dead Poets Society. With his Psychiatrist beside him "You can't leave here, I'm your Doctor. " Patch- "yes you are but you suc...