Male Nurse in Training: First Day on the Job. Patty: What did I tell you about that stethoscope Bob? Bob: Looks up, red, can't breath Patty: It's not for playing around, it's for checking the patient's heart rate. Time for break.
Nurse: Marty, what did I tell you about those stethoscopes? mALE nURSE: red, can't breath. Nurse: It's not for lifting, it's for checking your heart rate. Male Nurse: Time for break yet?