roete37

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1. Cartoon Caption Contest WIN $250! Nurses Week 2018

   roete37 replied to Brian S.'s topic in Announcements

   "Its raining phlegm. Alleluia it's raining phlegm."

2. Caption Contest

   roete37 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   I don't even want to think about where I left my cell phone!!!

3. BONUS: Nurses Week Meme Contest

   roete37 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   Sorry can't make it to the awkward, tense family holiday party.... I have to work. 😉

4. Patients Say the Darnedest Things

   roete37 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   "How long does it take these suppositories to work after you eat them? I've eaten 4 and nothing's happened."

5. Create Your Own Meme

   roete37 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   Got to go to the bathroom before my shift was over... WINNING!

6. Favorite Motivational Quote

   roete37 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   Don't make me release the flying monkeys!

7. Doctors Say the Darnedest Things

   roete37 replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   Patient talking loopy after his colonoscopy "Did you find anything Doc?" Md "Why did you lose something?"