I've been a bedside nurse for 4 years now and I never find these little rants funny. Maybe I'm lucky that the majority of my patients don't act the way you describe. I do my share of complaining with my colleagues, but your post comes off as hateful ...
I have worked on an Oncology inpatient unit for 2 years. I have always been interested in research and have recently noticed some openings at a nearby comprehensive cancer center for research nurses. I am intrigued, but honestly don't know what a day...