cam-retiredrn replied to angelique777's topic in Humor
When my OB triage patients would say "my bag of water is not broken; it's just leaking a little", I would reply "That is like a flat tire that is only flat on the bottom". They understood that.
cam-retiredrn replied to RN06-NP09's topic in Humor
A teenage, clueless patient in early labor put on her call light. I walked in and she said "I'm all wet down there". I said "Did you break your bag of water?" She turned and looked up at her IV fluid bag and said "IT AIN'T BUSTED!"
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