Recent ones in our department: -After a light snow: 'My mom is old'. We decided he was expecting her to shovel and was worried she might keel over. BTW, she lived with him but was perfectly capable of functioning on her own in the house that day and ...
lilsprite replied to LifesAJourney's topic in Humor
One of my classmates and I were at a training session and they served soda in really tiny glass bottles, maybe 8oz. She said 'Aw, what a cute little Sprite', and it stuck with me.