Sir, the man in the Quaker suit standing behind me is our unit manager. He says he is sorry you were given the wrong discharge instructions yesterday. It was supposed to say "keep the dressing on your wounded knee clean and dry" not "keep clean and d...
You don't know this now but one day you will thank me. Before you accept any gifts from this guy make sure you have made him sign a prenuptial agreement.
The CT scan shows his internal organs have been removed and replaced with a mixture of bread crumbs, gravy and cranberries. I'm so sorry. You may go see him now in room 5 where he is resting comfortably.
At his point I will be happy to be able to pay bills and pay off debt! I also want a fence for our backyard and to take a family trip to Disney before our boys get much older! And then the next trip will be back to my homeland, Puerto Rico to visit ...