malenurse1 2,360 Views
Joined Jan 16, '04.
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While reviewing the transcription of the MD's orders for a patients IV fluids it read, "IV fliud - Lactated Fingers". How do ya get them through the IV tubing?!
I had a patient who had undergone a previous brain surgery and a large section of the skull had not been replaced. Consequently she had a large dent in her head. While reading the H&P for this admission (unrelated to the head issue) I saw that her doctor had said that she was "normocephalic". I really want to get a look at her MD's head to see if he has a dent that he considers normal!
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