starrynotions

starrynotions has 15 years experience.

Latest Activity

1. Patients Say the Darnedest Things

   starrynotions replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   I entered a patients room that was reported to be a little suspicious, son is a lawyer, and family is very vigilant. I smiled and said "good morning, I am Renee, how are you today?" She replied...."Who wants to know...and did my son tell you to ask...

2. Caption Contest

   starrynotions replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   "No wonder this doesn't work....this is a DOCTORS stethoscope!! duh....."

3. Fill In The Blank...

   starrynotions replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   "I think I am going to die"