trishaLVN

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1. Pick Up Lines!!

   trishaLVN replied to trishaLVN's topic in Humor

   "You must be tired" 'why?' "you've been running through my mind all day" *dodging tomatoes* ~Trisha

2. Pick Up Lines!!

   trishaLVN replied to trishaLVN's topic in Humor

   :balloons: oh, heres the one that made me jot down my REAL number !! What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper. ~Trisha

3. Pick Up Lines!!

   trishaLVN replied to trishaLVN's topic in Humor

   Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do? I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated. ~ ~

4. Pick Up Lines!!

   trishaLVN replied to trishaLVN's topic in Humor

   Hi, I make more money than you can spend. note to all men out there, never ever say that one to me--I will take it as a dare and a personal mission to prove ya wrong!! ~Trisha

5. Pick Up Lines!!

   trishaLVN replied to trishaLVN's topic in Humor

   So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score? I think I could fall madly in bed with you.. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

6. Pick Up Lines!!

   trishaLVN replied to trishaLVN's topic in Humor

   Oh GREER !! I love that one!!!

7. Pick Up Lines!!

   trishaLVN replied to trishaLVN's topic in Humor

   BOB BARKER PICKUP LINES: I've made thousands of women scream and jump up and down. Maybe it'll be easier for you to guess the price of the waterbed if we test it out first. Come back to my place so I can give you a lovely parting gift.

8. Pick Up Lines!!

   trishaLVN posted a topic in Humor

   We have ALL heard them.....what are some that you wish you REALLY hadn't heard?? ALL of them? what was the one that convinced you to say, "I do" ~Trisha My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breat...

9. Funny Signs

   trishaLVN replied to nur20's topic in Humor

   Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

10. You Know You're a Nurse When...

    trishaLVN replied to Brownms46's topic in Humor

    found these also: You invent a new game called "specimen, specimen, who's got the specimen?" Suddenly, anesthesia's jokes are actually FUNNY. Using discarded glove wrappers and saline bottles, you have created a mixed media replica of the Eiffel Tow...

11. Do you hate group projects or what....

    trishaLVN replied to crnasomeday's topic in General Students

    Did somebody say GROUP projects?? :chair: dread group projects!! BUT, one thing our instructor did have the sense to do, is allow US, yes US to grade EACHOTHER!! ~trisha

12. What Would Your T-Shirt Say?

    trishaLVN replied to betts's topic in Humor

    OH, OH, I just remembered one that I saw in New Orleans.......it is addressed to the parents and reads: IF U DIDNT WANT ME TO THINK WE'RE RICH, THEN WHY? DID U RAISE ME THIS WAY :ROFL Trisha

13. Anyone else addicted?

    trishaLVN replied to proud2bme's topic in General Nursing

    what gave it away?? is there an allnurses.com ANONYMOUS?? HI, my name is Trisha and I am a SLAVE to allnurses.com......I just cant say NO.......somebody please....pry my fingers from this keyboard!!! its time for my MEDS..... :rofl

14. What Would Your T-Shirt Say?

    trishaLVN replied to betts's topic in Humor

    dont blow smoke up my a$$, it'll ruin the autopsy ~~gee that looks familiar huh? :roll

15. New To Group

    trishaLVN replied to amblessing's topic in General Students

    welcome aboard----as a NEWBIE myself, I must say that I have rather ENJOYED this site :)