hunter

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1. Do you have any allergies?

   hunter replied to roadfollies's topic in General Nursing

   i had a patient tell me he was allergic to anthrax

2. The Laws of Real Life ...

   hunter posted a topic in Humor

   "The Law of Volunteering" If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead. "The Law of Avoiding Oversell" When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse. "The Law of Common Sense" Never accept a drink from a urologi...

3. Sisters of Mercy

   hunter posted a topic in Humor

   A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES. He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second th...

4. High Definition Hilarity

   hunter posted a topic in Humor

   ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and afte...

5. You Know You're a Nurse When...

   hunter replied to Brownms46's topic in Humor

   i work in theatre and we had a goodbye party for our hospital manager today,everyone bought food but no-one brought bowls,so we used kidney bowls and galley pots.

6. You Know You're a Nurse When...

   hunter replied to Brownms46's topic in Humor

   when ur cat has an id band instead of a collar

7. You Know You're a Nurse When...

   hunter replied to Brownms46's topic in Humor

   you know your a nurse when every day of the week feels like monday

8. Patients say the darndest things

   hunter replied to gr8nurse4u's topic in Humor

   I work in maternity and one new mother informed me today that if you put vaseline on a newborns face and espeacially his mouth then he won't be hungry as often.