swyswy

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1. Funny things patients say !

   swyswy replied to TAM's topic in Nursing Humor

   Doing OBGYN telephone advice this week, I had a patient ask me, "I'm thinking of trying to get pregnant. How do I stop my birth control pills?" We pass around the TSTB* questions when we need a...

2. Funny things patients say !

   swyswy replied to TAM's topic in Nursing Humor

   Working in L/D, I had a pt march up to the desk one morning, dressed as cute as could be, hair and makeup perfect, and announce, "its my due date. Here I am!" (needless to say, NO criteria for...

3. Funny Names for Nurses

   swyswy replied to randomnamees's topic in Nursing Humor

   My first dentist was Dr Shock. He had terrible breath AND bad dandruff. I hated opening my mouth c his head hovering over