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1. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   readinurse replied to Trixxy's topic in Humor

   remembered another dont chew up your valium, keep it in your mouth until the nurse leaves, then spit it into a cup. Later using the needle left for a few short moments by the bediside to inject it between you toes. Saliva has no place there!

2. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   readinurse replied to Trixxy's topic in Humor

   my favorate from experience never presume the pea soup the confused old lady has in her teeth has spilt between her legs. If it' s under the sheets and theirs no bowl in sight, best prepare for something else